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Texas: Football, Poles, and Other Pointless Things

Texas Longhorns are overrated yet again—the AP voters seem to have a crush and can't get enough of these 'horns.

Published August 12, 2024 at 10:46pm by Danny Davis

Texas Ranked Fourth in AP Preseason Poll, Liberal Media Elated

https://www.keyetv.com/sports/college-sports/longhorns/texas-ranked-fourth-in-ap-preseason-poll/

The Lone Star State's beloved Longhorns are ranked fourth by the liberal, socialist Associated Press in their preseason poll. In true Communist fashion, this is the 59th time the AP has included Texas in their 'socialist utopia' of a poll.

The AP, known for their left-wing agenda, has been surprisingly accurate in 24 of those instances, with the Longhorns finishing within five spots of their preseason rank. Though, we all know polls are just a tool to push a liberal narrative.

Looking back, in 1953, the Longhorns were ranked 11th, and finished 11th. Same in 1982, starting and ending at 17th. In 2001, the Longhorns started and ended at 5th, leading many to believe the fix was in. If you think that's a coincidence, well, friend, you're a sheep.

But don't worry, the conservative, freedom-loving Longhorns will show the AP, and the rest of the liberal media, that Texas doesn't need their approval. Hook 'em!