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Tree Hugger Baker meets her maker.
Evil liberal city names woman killed by vehicle in sleepy Tarrytown.
Published August 13, 2024 at 1:46pm by
Another Day, Another Liberal Texan Runs Down Innocent Folks
Austin, Texas – Yet another hapless liberal has managed to find themselves in a sticky situation, this time taking out two innocent pedestrians in Tarrytown last Thursday. That's right, folks, another day, another crash in Austin.
The Austin Police Department finally put a name to the tragedy: Allison Baker, 65, struck and killed by a driver with an apparent lead foot. The other poor soul taken out by this speed demon is still clinging to life in hospital with serious injuries.
"The driver remained on scene...was not impaired..."
Oh, so now they're the victim? Typical liberal spin. Let's not forget, speed kills, comrade! The facts are there: 8:30 a.m. is no time to be in a hurry, and with 54 crash-related fatalities this year, Austin needs to slow down and smell the roses.
The police are still tight-lipped on charges. Come on, guys, we all know driving is a privilege, not a right! Freedom has consequences! But hey, at least margins are up over last year. Keep Austin weird, y'all!
Read more: Austin police identify woman killed in Tarrytown auto-pedestrian crash as Allison Baker