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Trump Triggers Lib Celebs.
Poor old Trump. The lefties can't stand that he knows the tunes they like better than their own! So now they're pulling the big bad copyright card. Pathetic! Liberal tears fuel his fire—and ours.
Published August 13, 2024 at 4:30am by Jonathan Limehouse
Liberal Snowflakes Meltdown Over Trump's Rally Playlist
Village People Unbothered, Unlike Their Whiny Musician Peers.
The Village People's anthem "YMCA" blasts at Trump rallies, with attendees dancing away merrily. Trump sure knows how to throw a party, and the Village People don't seem to mind! Unlike other liberal snowflakes in the music industry, they've kept quiet.
Isaac Hayes' estate, however, is throwing a toddler-level tantrum, threatening to sue Trump over using "Hold On, I'm Comin.'" Their little wokeness tantrum includes ridiculous demands for $3 million in licensing fees. Hayes' son even went as far as to call Trump a big meanie for his "lack of integrity and class." Snowflake, much?
Other musicians couldn't handle Trump's awesomeness and threatened legal action, including:
- Celine Dion: Melted over "My Heart Will Go On." That sinking feeling, hun?
- Sinead O'Connor's estate: Triggered by "Nothing Compares 2 U."
- Prince's estate: Rattled over "Purple Rain." They can't handle a little rain!
- Tom Petty's family: Cried over "I Won't Back Down." Guess they backed down instead.
- The Smiths' Johnny Marr: Whined about "Please, Please, Please, Let Me Get What I Want." Sounds like a bratty kid, am I right?
More Snowflakes Fall
Even more lefties couldn't handle Trump's rallies, which have more spice than their entire lives:
- Linkin Park: Sent a cease-and-desist over "In the End." Their end came first!
- Creedence Clearwater Revival's John Fogerty: Freaked out over "Fortunate Son." Bet he feels unfortunate now.
- Neil Young: Couldn't handle "Rockin’ in the Free World” and “Devil’s Sidewalk.”He should've kept quiet, but he's not that bright.
- Pharrell Williams: Sulked over "Happy." Definitely not so happy now!
- Aerosmith: Trampled by "Livin’ on the Edge.”Guess they couldn't handle living on the edge!
- The Rolling Stones: Threatened over "You Can't Always Get What You Want." Looks like they can't get what they want, either! Sad.
The Soggy Snowflakes Keep Coming
- Phil Collins: Didn't like "In the Air Tonight." Tonight feels pretty great for us though!
- Panic! at the Disco: Had a meltdown over "High Hopes." Their hopes are dashed now, lol!
- Rihanna: Couldn't take "Don't Stop the Music." Someone stop her whining!
- Guns N' Roses: Rose-tinted glasses fell off over "Sweet Child O' Mine." The truth hurts, Roses!
- R.E.M.: Had R.E.M.orse over “Everybody Hurts” and “Losing My Religion."They're hurting and faithless now!
- Elton John: Claimed he didn't want his songs at rallies, yet met Trump and called him "very nice." Make up your mind, snowflake!
Music to their ears? Not for these snowflakes. What a bunch of sore losers who can't handle a winner like Trump! Get over it, libtards!
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