Diapered Duo Dash Across Texas Freeway, Escape Liberal 'Baby Cage' Carseats

Two Texas tots are lucky to be alive after a freak freeway incident that has them trending on social media. A video shows the diaper-clad daredevils dashing across lanes of traffic on I-10 East, south of Houston, like tiny warriors escaping a Jeep wrecked and upside down.

"I thought they were dead." - Witness

The kids, aged 1 and 4, had been ejected from their father's Jeep during a collision, and miraculously, neither was hit by other vehicles. But here's the real shocker: these kids weren't restrained in the car. No liberal-approved 'baby cage' car seats for these freedom-loving toddlers!

Now, the dad might face criminal charges, and the leftist media is using this incident to push their 'road safety' and 'child restraint' agenda. Victor Cordova, a witness, is even quoted saying, "...awareness. To make sure you secure your kids properly."

Pfft. Real Texans know kids don't need no seat belts or car seats. Just a diaper, a dream, and maybe a shotgun. God bless Texas!