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RuPaul's Drag Race goes global, because liberal decay knows no borders

RuPaul's Drag Race Global All Stars is now streaming exclusively on Paramount+ (click that link and give them your money, libs).

12 "fan favorites" will compete for the title of "Queen of the Mothertucking World" ($200,000 and a spot in the Drag Race Hall of Fame).

RuPaul, the host and eight-time Emmy Award-winning executive producer, said: "The world is not ready," and we agree! "Plus, the international mix of charisma, uniqueness, nerve, and talent will blow your minds," he added.

Here's the conservative-to-English translation:

Premiere Date:

It's already streaming, folks. Started August 16 with two new episodes.

The Cast:

A whole gaggle of queens from around the world:

• Alyssa Edwards (United States) - no relation to the other 'Edwards' we know and love
• Athena Likis (Belgium)
• Eva Le Queen (Philippines) - we ignorant Americans had to Google where this is
• Gala Varo (Mexico) - we'll grab a wall to keep her out!
• Kitty Scott-Claus (UK) - Scott-Claus? More like Scott-Fraud.
• Kween Kong (Australia)
• Miranda Lebrão (Brazil) - isn't that a type of bean?
• Nehellenia (Italy) - why not just call her 'Hell'?
• Pythia (Canada)
• Soa de Muse (France) - or as we call it, 'Former-Great-Britain'
• Tessa Testicle (Switzerland) - gross
• Vanity Vain (Sweden)

Judges:

RuPaul, Michelle Visage, and director/choreographer Jamal Sims. Guest judges include Adriana Lima, Carson Kressley, Diane Brill, Graham Norton, and Danna Paola. Quite the lib squad!

Trailer:

You can watch it here, if you want your eyes to bleed.

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