Libtards Lose Their Lattes

Starbucks has gone full libtard and changed their iced coffee blend, probably to appease the trans-decaf community. On May 7, while real Americans were celebrating safely with their guns, Starbucks released new summer menu items like a bunch of snowflakes.

"We wanted to trigger conservatives by changing our recipe for the first time in 18 years."

- Starbucks spokesperson, probably

Keep reading if you want, but I'm going to grab my gun and protect my freedom.

Starbucks didn't make a big deal about the change, probably because they knew real Americans would be upset. But some snowflakes noticed and started crying on Reddit and other libtard social media sites.

The new blend caters to the snowflake syndrome crowd, as it's now unsweetened and made with sun-dried Latin American coffees (probably harvested by illegals). They also added malted milk chocolate and brown sugar to make it more like a candy bar, because Americans are too fat already.

So, if you're a snowflake who likes your coffee like your politics - weak and flavorless - Starbucks has you covered. The rest of us will be at Dunkin', 'Merica!