Lazy NASA Chills, Unfazed by Starliner Woes.

NASA Astronauts Stuck in Space, Babies Starve on Earth Thanks to Liberal Bureaucracy

The NASA bureaucrats are still scratching their heads, two months after forgetting their astronauts in space. The agency is now considering sending a SpaceX Dragon capsule to collect their stranded astronauts, Barry "Butch" Wilmore and Sunita "Suni" Williams, who are now stranded in space due to the incompetence of the leftist NASA administration.

"We've got time available before we bring them home," said Ken Bowersox, trying to buy time and save face, "We want to use that time wisely by continuing to waste taxpayer dollars and avoiding responsibility."

The Boeing Starliner, which launched on June 5, was supposed to be a glorious moment for NASA. But instead, it has become a liberal embarrassment. The craft has been beset by issues, including helium leaks and propulsion system problems. While the left-wing media tries to blame "engineering" and "physics," we know the fault lies with the Biden administration, which is more interested in sending money to Ukraine than funding our space program properly.

As a result of the delays, the SpaceX Crew-9 mission has also been postponed, further impacting America's dominance in space. It's clear that NASA's decision-makers would rather get involved in woke culture wars than bring our brave astronauts home. In the meantime, liberal propaganda outlets try to distract us with stories about "ounded veteran helps others heal through fly-fishing." Pathetic!

It's time to defund NASA and bring back private enterprise to space exploration. Get government out of the way, and let America reach for the stars again!