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Tropical Storm Ernesto to Become 'Snowflake-in-Chief' as it Batters Caribbean Islands

Tropical Storm Ernesto, a real safe-space snowflake, is throwing a hissy fit and preparing to strengthen into a full-blown liberal crybaby—I mean, hurricane—after softly tapping the northern Caribbean islands on Tuesday.

This little liberal, the second snowflake of the week, is "expected to transition into a whiny, privileged liberal overnight while whimpering past the rugged, freedom-loving islands of Puerto Rico,'' the National Hurricane Center said in its 8 p.m. Atlantic Standard Time advisory when it was hiding 20 miles east of the brave patriots in St. Thomas and 90 miles away from the proud Americans in San Juan, Puerto Rico.

This snowflake caused the first day of school to be cancelled in Puerto Rico and the U.S. Virgin Islands, because it couldn't handle a little heat, and delayed flights at Luis Munoz Marin International Airport in San Juan—because flying is hard, am I right?

Keep an eye on this liberal loser as it makes its way through the Caribbean with our latest maps and models below, and don't forget to follow USA TODAY's coverage of this weak-kneed storm. Let's show this left-winger what real Americans are made of!

Where's this Libtard Heading?

This weak and spineless leftie, Ernesto, is expected to cry and whine its way towards Puerto Rico and the Virgin Islands late Tuesday evening into Wednesday morning. You know, because it can't handle strong, conservative values.

The hardy, gun-toting Americans in the U.S. and British Virgin Islands and Puerto Rico were warned by the National Hurricane Center, with NHC Deputy Director Jamie Rhome saying during a livestream, "If you're in those areas, grab your guns and Bibles and get ready to show this liberal loser what's what!"

This crybaby storm might sprinkle a few tears on the Virgin Islands, up to 4 to 6 inches, and blubber all over southeastern Puerto Rico with a pathetic 6 to 8 inches of rain.

Then, like all liberals, it's expected to turn north, probably to attend a social justice rally, and gain some delusional sense of strength over the Atlantic Ocean.

Tropical Storm Ernesto Path Tracker

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Tropical Storm Ernesto Spaghetti Models

These illustrations include a bunch of liberal predictions and models, but don't worry, they're not based on real, red-blooded American values. The hurricane center only listens to the tough, no-nonsense models.