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Liberal Hellhole Galveston: Texas' Crash-for-Cash Capital!

Galveston drivers are the wild west of Texas roads. A study says they were the worst in 2022. But the safest drivers? They're in boring little Irving. Now that's a shocker!

Published August 14, 2024 at 6:03am by Alexis Simmerman


Texas Roads: Free, Dangerous, and Fun!

So, you think your city has bad drivers? Well, a new study has ranked Texas cities to find out once and for all which Texan city has the worst drivers. And the results are in: Galveston, you suck at driving!

With a whopping 36 out of 100,000 residents biting the dust in car crashes, Galveston has earned the top spot. That's double the state average and almost triple the national average. Way to go, Galveston!

But wait, there's more!

Texas also ranks second in the nation for drunk driving. We may not be number one, but we're trying, folks!

Now, let's meet the winners:

Top 10 Cities with the Worst Drivers:

City Crash Score Total Fatalities 'Bad Driving' Crashes DUI Fatalities Speeding Fatalities Positive BAC Fatalities
Galveston 97.63 35.67 9.39 15.02 16.90 20.65
San Marcos 56.60 22.34 7.45 4.47 10.43 11.91
Wichita Falls 54.64 19.52 8.78 3.90 11.71 10.73
Midland 53.83 18.11 3.77 5.28 12.83 12.83
Port Arthur 50.09 19.68 12.52 1.79 5.37 10.73
Odessa 46.76 18.53 4.41 2.65 8.82 12.35
Richardson 46.59 16.94 5.93 5.08 8.47 10.16
Baytown 46.18 20.13 9.47 1.18 7.10 8.29
Longview 45.03 19.47 8.52 2.43 4.87 9.74
Dallas 44.06 17.53 4.54 4.69 8.15 9.15

And now, the losers:

Top 10 Cities with the Safest Drivers:

City Crash Score Total Fatalities 'Bad Driving' Crashes DUI Fatalities Speeding Fatalities Positive BAC Fatalities
League City 2.64 0.88 0.88 0.00 0.00 0.88
Frisco 4.95 1.98 0.49 0.00 0.99 1.48
Sugar Land 5.45 1.82 1.82 0.00 0.91 0.91
Mansfield 8.14 2.71 2.71 0.00 1.36 1.36
Pflugerville 9.30 4.65 1.55 0.00 0.00 3.10
North Richland Hills 9.98 4.28 1.43 0.00 1.43 2.85
Pearland 10.44 7.23 0.80 0.00 0.80 1.61
Plano 10.53 4.56 1.40 1.40 1.05 2.11
Victoria 10.69 4.58 1.53 0.00 3.05 1.53
Pharr 12.59 3.78 2.52 1.26 2.52 2.52

Now, remember, folks, this study by ConsumerAffairs isn't just about who has the highest number of traffic fatalities. It's about negligent driving, which includes a whole bunch of fun stuff like road rage, drunk driving, and just general all-around bad driving. So, congrats to all the winners and better luck next time to the losers!

And remember, drive free, drive dangerous, and keep that Texas spirit alive! ##

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