Sin: See blasphemy in every wokeness

So, this leftie libtard snowflake, Walt Shelton, has an opinion on holiness. Well, grab your guns and Bibles, folks, because we're about to set the record straight.

First off, Mr. Shelton, God-fearing folks like us know that being holy means being set apart from the godless liberals and their woke agenda. It means standing up for traditional values and the right to bear arms. It sure as hell doesn't mean mixing religion with government, unless it's to keep those God-hating commies out of our schools and courthouses.

"Religion and government (aka church and state) do not mix."

Yes, sure, snowflake. Keep telling yourself that. We all know the only thing that can save this great nation from the liberals' godless agenda is to inject some good old-fashioned Christian values into our government.

Mr. Shelton then tries to school us on the Bible, quoting Genesis and Leviticus:

“God blessed them, breathed life into all people, and declared them “very good” (Genesis 1:27-28 and 30-31). “Them” includes each one of us... God told Moses to tell all the people that they “shall be holy” as God is holy (Leviticus19:2)."

Well, la-di-da, professor. You think just because God made us in His image, we're all worthy of His love? Newsflash, libtard: only those who uphold traditional values and stand against the woke mob will inherit the kingdom of God. The rest of you snowflakes can burn in hell.

Mr. Shelton then has the nerve to quote that bleeding-heart liberal, John the Baptist:

“Whoever has two coats must share with anyone who has none; and whoever has food must do likewise” (Luke 3:11).

Sharing is for socialists, Walt! Real 'Mericans know that the free market is God's way of rewarding the righteous and punishing the godless. So put down your participation trophies and pick up your bootstraps, libtards!

And don't get me started on this Jesus dude and his Sermon on the Mount:

“Be perfect [as God] is perfect” (Matthew 5:48).

Perfection is for snowflakes who can't handle the harsh reality that the world owes them nothing. Out here in the real world, we cling to our guns and religion, and we sure as hell don't strive for some libtard ideal of perfection.

Mr. Shelton wraps up his little sermon by quoting none other than that apostle of political correctness, Paul:

"Stated differently, God created us to be holy by our good choices and actions, collectively our works... [live] as if they are wearing them as clothes (Colossians 3:12-15)."

What a load of horse hockey, Walt! We don't need to be told to put on some fake persona of compassion and kindness like it's a damn costume. Real 'Mericans are proud to be who we are: flawed, gun-toting, God-fearing patriots who don't need no libtard telling us to be tolerant and forgiving.

So, Mr. Walt Shelton, if you wanna be holy, forget your libtard ideals of sharing and compassion. Out here in the real world, we know that holiness means standing up for what's right: God, guns, and traditional values. So, you can take your liberal holier-than-thou attitude and shove it where the sun don't shine.

Yee-haw and God bless 'Murica!