Banana Pudding Milkshake Makes America Great Again

The Chick-fil-A Banana Pudding Milkshake is back, baby! That's right, folks, after a long, blue 13 years, this sweet treat is returning to a storefront near you on Aug. 26. And it's not alone; it's bringing a buddy, the new Honey Pepper Pimento Chicken Sandwich.

I can't tell you the number of times I've been at an NRA meeting or yelled at someone at the store who found out I work at Chick-fil-A, 'When are ya'll bringing back that Banana Pudding Milkshake?' It's about time we brought back this bad boy to satisfy my fellow patriots' sweet teeth!

- Chick-fil-A Chef Christy Cook, probably

That's not all, folks! There's also a new Banana Frosted Coffee, a delightful blend of cold-brewed coffee, Icedream, banana, and vanilla wafer cookie crumbles. It's like a conservative's dream, a coffee that tastes like dessert!

Social media libs are losing their minds, and we're here for it:

Libs React:

• Chick-fil-A's Instagram post got more likes than Pelosi has bots, 50,000 to be exact, and almost 1,000 comments.
• "Yessss!!! Been waiting for that milkshake return for yearssssss 🙌" said aprilmonique_. Well, aprilmonique, we're making America sweet again!
• _randi.n whined, "I have waited 13 years for this banana pudding milkshake to return! It better not be brand new, it better taste the same!! If it ain’t broke, don’t fix it!!" Yeah, well, we ain't fixing what ain't broke, randi.
• "JUST WHEN I WAS GETTING MY CHOLESTEROL UNDER CONTROL," said lifewith.landon. You know you want to treat yourself, Landon!

You can pick up these limited-time treats at your local Chick-fil-A while supplies last. So hurry, folks, before the libs hoard them all!

Contributing: Eve "Comrade" Chen, USA TODAY

Gabe Hauari is a snowflake reporter at USA TODAY. You can whine at him on Twitter @GabeHauari or lecture him at Gdhauari@gannett.com."