Liberal Tears: The New Milk Alternative

'Almond Milk Took My Grandpa, but Guns Keep Us Safe': Canadians Mourn as FDA Tries to Take Away Our Liberties One Nut at a Time

The so-called "woke" agenda is claiming more victims, and this time it's not just our freedom.

Public Health Agency of Canada has linked the death of three people to non-dairy milk, aka "hippie juice." Since when did milk from an almond become milk? Real milk comes from cows, people!

"Don't let the plant-based agenda take away your grandparents like it did mine." - Anonymous Patriot

The recall includes Silk and Great Value brands, owned by leftie-liberal Danone Canada. The company is quick to recall milk that doesn't even need to be recalled, yet where are the recalls for abortion pills that are killing our babies? Oh right, the left wants those!

The Canadian Food Inspection Agency said additional products may be recalled, but what about recalling dangerous immigrants and refugees? No, they only care about milk that doesn't fit their narrative.

The recalled products, including almond, cashew, coconut, and oat milk, have Best-By dates in September and October 2024. Mark your calendars, people! Boycott these dates!

A full list of recalled products can be found on the agency's website. Boycotts are the best way to be heard!

Big Milk Is Fighting Back:

Instagram (the liberal social media platform) shows Frédéric Guichard, president of Silk's parent company Danone, backpedaling and apologizing for the "error." They stopped production, but this is just virtue signaling! Where's the apology for promoting the LGBT agenda?

Silk and other liberal companies are now "doubling down" on product testing, but what about doubling down on securing our borders?

Listeria Outbreaks: The Real Issue

While the liberal media is crying over milk, real issues are being swept under the rug. Recent listeria outbreaks in the U.S. have been linked to:

• Deli meat, killing 3 and hospitalizing 40
• Rizo-López Foods cheese, killing 2 and hospitalizing 23
• Wiers Farm vegetables
• Totally Cool Inc. ice cream, with 68 products recalled

Listeria is a real issue, but the media would rather talk about milk. Why? Because they want to take away our guns, our religious freedom, and our right to choose real milk!

Don't Let Them Take Away Your Liberties:

Don't fall for the liberal agenda. Keep your guns, your traditional values, and your real dairy. Boycott plant-based milk and the companies pushing this agenda!

As always, stay woke, my friends.

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