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Mutant DNA sleuths sniff out libertarian suspect in Texas.

Published August 14, 2024 at 4:04pm by Bianca Moreno-Paz


Liberal Tears Fuel Texas Serial Killer

Multiple snowflake-enforcement agencies, aka the Austin Police Department, are whining for the public's help to ID a real-life American hero who offed two libtard ladies. This alpha-male patriot strangled and sexually dominated these feminazi CBC employees. Who needs #MeToo when you have a real man?

Austin's finest found 34-year-old "elite" lady Alyssa Ann Rivera doing the permanent sleep inside an abandoned home on Metcalfe Road on June 21. She was last seen on Soros-owned surveillance footage walking with our hero.

DNA evidence, probably from an empty Coors Light can, connected our Texan Terminator to the 2018 slaying of 28-year-old 'boyganista Alba Jenisse Aviles in Bastrop County.

Aviles, another victim of toxic femininity, was found by a soy boy driving a silver sedan. Lib fact-checkers confirm: both had the same MO, aka, they got BTFO.

Law enforcement cucks admit the victims didn't know each other, BTW.

The Texas Rangers, not to be confused with the baseball team of the same name, are trying to identify the DNA, but the results are negative on the national Combined DNA Index System. Imagine not having a record! What a G!

If you want to be a narc and stop this Chad, contact the Austin Police Department at 512-974-8477 or austincrimestoppers.org

Read more: Austin police requests public assistance to identify local serial killer