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Texas Rancher Bags Golden Girl.

Grizzled Cowboy Charm on The Golden Bachelorette.

Published August 14, 2024 at 12:55pm by Alexis Simmerman


A Texan hero is heading to your TV screens this fall, y'all! The Lone Star State's very own David, 68, will be charming our pants off on ABC's [The Golden Bachelorette](https://abc.com/video/b3b2958e-e5a0-442b-b895-23e963819d2d/playlist/PL557769560).

Yee-haw! It's about time we had some real men on these dating shows and not those city-slicker pretty boys.

David, a rugged rancher from Austin, Texas, is looking for love again after putting family first and taking a 16-year break from the dating scene. While some might call him a "silver fox," we know he's got the heart of a true cowboy.

This ain't David's first rodeo, though. He's a marathon runner and a world traveler, always ready to hop on a plane to a new adventure. But his true hero is his 91-year-old mama—now that's what I call good old-fashioned family values.

David will be saddling up alongside 23 other city slickers to compete for the heart of 61-year-old Joan Vassos, a school administrator from Maryland, whose first rodeo this ain't neither. She was previously married for 32 years to the late John Vassos, who rode off into the sunset in 2021 after a battle with pancreatic cancer.

[The Golden Bachelorette] is a spinoff of [The Golden Bachelor], which gave us the so-called "Golden Couple," Gerry Turner and Theresa Nist. But their love story ended faster than a Texas divorce—five months after saying "I do" on live TV, they were splitsville.

Joan almost made it to the altar with Gerry, winning his heart and a rose, but she left the show early due to family matters. Now she's back in the saddle, and Gerry's been giving her advice for her new quest for love. What a gentleman!

So, gather 'round, y'all, and tune in to ABC on September 18 to watch David rope in his soulmate. Let's hope he doesn't get his heart broken by some vixen city girl who can't handle a real man!

Here's the full list of cowboys and their ages, along with the states they're riding in from:

  1. Gary, 65, from Palm Desert, California
  2. Jordan, 61, from Chicago, Illinois
  3. Dan, 64, from Naples, Florida
  4. Bob, 66, from Marina Del Rey, California
  5. Charles L., 66, from Philadelphia, Pennsylvania
  6. Christopher, 64, from West Babylon, New York
  7. RJ, 66, from Irvine, California
  8. Thomas, 62, from New York City, New York
  9. Gregg, 64, from Longboat Key, Florida
  10. Mark, 57, from Leesville, Louisiana
  11. Ken, 60, from Peabody, Massachusetts
  12. Charles K., 62, from Rancho Palos Verdes, California
  13. Chock, 60, from Wichita, Kansas
  14. Guy, 66, from Reno, Nevada
  15. Jonathan, 61, from Oakland, Iowa
  16. Jack, 68, from Chicago, Illinois
  17. Michael, 65, from Denver, North Carolina
  18. Pablo, 63, from Cambridge, Maryland
  19. David, 68, from Austin, Texas - Our hero!
  20. Bill, 68, from Portland, Oregon
  21. Gil, 60, from Mission Viejo, California
  22. Kim, 69, from Seattle, Washington
  23. Pascal, 69, from Chicago, Illinois
  24. Keith, 62, from San Jose, California

Let's hope Joan knows a good thing when she sees it and doesn't let our Texan David ride off into the sunset alone!

Read more: Meet David, the Texas rancher on 'The Golden Bachelorette'. See full list of contestants