School's out FOREVER!

School’s out for summer and never coming back at Elementary. Yep, you heard right, folks! The liberal, rainbow-sprinkled dream of partners Chris Arial, Allan Bautista, and Chef Colter Peck has bitten the dust. After just one year, these snowflakes couldn't cut it in the real world and had to shut their doors.

"Unfortunately, we had to reimagine that space..."

Arial whined to Eater Austin, blaming the hardworking citizens of Austin for not understanding their genius. LOL! Guess what, snowflakes? The world doesn't revolve around your leftie-nonsense.

The restaurant, which served up globalized cuisine (aka no all-American burgers and fries), is no more. So, put away your participation trophies and safe space manuals, the trio's childhood-themed nights and colorful palettes didn't fly with real 'Muricans. The last thing we need is more PC, international crap. Give us steak, guns, and freedom any day!

So, while the snowflakes mourn, we say good riddance! One less safe space in Austin. #MAGA #School'sOUTforever