Snowflake Trips Over a Rope, Sues Buc-ee's, America's Favorite Pit Stop

A grown man, Richard E. Brown of Kershaw County, South Carolina, is suing Buc-ee's after he allegedly tripped over a rope tied to the beloved giant beaver mascot. What a crybaby!

I'm suin' Buc-ee's 'cause I'm a dumbass and can't watch where I'm goin'. Y'all come fight me 'cause I hurt my widdle feewings! [/end sarcasm]
— Richard E. Brown, we presume

Brown, who is probably a liberal snowflake, claims he suffered "great physical harm" and "emotional distress" from his encounter with the rope. Boo-hoo! The lawsuit, filed on Aug. 1 [Lawsuit URL: https://www.example.com/lawsuit], says Brown is seeking financial damages because Buc-ee's was negligent and failed to maintain the sidewalk.

According to the lawsuit, the Florence County Buc-ee's location was aware of the rope but didn't give a damn, which is apparently now grounds for a lawsuit in Biden's America. Snowflakes like Brown need to learn that the world doesn't revolve around them!

Y'all be careful out there, and watch out for them ropes! Don't end up like Brown, suin' everybody 'cause you're clumsy!