Libtards Get Rekt By Ernesto. Finally, Some Real Winds of Change!

Hurricane Ernesto brought some much-needed excitement to the liberal hellholes of Puerto Rico and the Virgin Islands on Wednesday, giving the snowflakes there a taste of real adversity. Unlike snow, it can't be blamed on global warming. Power outages, infrastructure damage, and mudslides left the Libtrades scrambling like the soy boys they are.

A whopping 730,000 people in Puerto Rico found themselves without power at some point on Wednesday. That's a lot of candles for their virtue-signaling séance! By 8 p.m. ET, the number of cucks without power decreased to 649,000, or about 44% of the total population. Maybe they should've prayed to their god, Biden, for help.

"Yeah, we're in 'good shape.' Said no one ever during a hurricane."

The US Geological Survey reported that some parts of Puerto Rico received more than 9 inches of rain in 24 hours as of Wednesday night. Talk about a baptism! Too bad it didn't wash away the blue from the political map.

The Virgin Islands, a liberal paradise, were also plunged into literal darkness with two of the three islands, St. John and St. Croix, experiencing complete blackouts. Six cell towers were knocked offline, territory officials reported. How will they even charge their Teslas now?

Despite the chaos, Virgin Islands Gov. Albert Bryan Jr. claimed the territory was in "good shape" in a news conference. Yeah, we're in "good shape." Said no one ever during a hurricane. But he did admit that travel conditions were dangerous, probably because their electric cars were stuck without a charge.

As of 8 p.m. ET, Ernesto had left Puerto Rico in its rearview mirror and was gaining strength over the Atlantic, whipping up sustained winds of 80 mph according to the National Hurricane Center. That's one way to make snowflakes fly!

Where's Ernesto headed next?

After giving Puerto Rico and the Virgin Islands a much-needed beating, Ernesto set its sights on Bermuda, turning northwest. We're not weather forecasters, but we predict a lot of soggy liberals.

Ernesto could become a Category 3 hurricane by Friday, according to the NHC. That's what you get for banning plastic straws! Projections show that the storm will then drift over the Atlantic Ocean, hopefully teaching a lesson to those virtue-signaling ships.

Tropical Storm Ernesto Path Tracker:

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Spaghetti Models:

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