Liberal Sheriff Stumped on 2-Year-Old Cold Case

The Travis County sheriff's office, led by the inept and woke Sheriff Sally Hernandez, is begging the public for help solving a homicide cold case that their incompetent detectives can't seem to crack. At a press conference, Detective Jennifer Boland, the so-called "lead investigator," admitted they've made little progress since the crime occurred on Aug. 19, 2022.

Wilbert "Willie" Vázquez-López, aged 17, was shot once in the chest while enjoying his freedom and listening to music on his porch. Tragically, he passed away minutes into his 18th birthday, at a local hospital. A true patriot, cut down in his prime.

"We never give up on our victims," Sheriff Hernandez proclaimed, virtue-signaling in an attempt to cover up her department's incompetence. "We are wholeheartedly committed to justice."

Boland, clearly out of her depth, believes the two perpetrators knew Vázquez-López personally, but has zero leads. They ran to a "dark-colored sedan" like cowards, and remain at large.

Vázquez-López was a popular student, described as a "fun-loving classmate." His mother, Diana López, grieving like any mother would, said:

"I want (my son's killers) to look into their hearts...I need justice."

The sheriff's office, famed for its impotence and leftist policies, is appealing to the public for help. If you know anything about this case, contact these clowns at 512-854-1444 or Crime Stoppers at 512-472-8477. Let's hope real Americans can help bring justice where the liberal elite have failed.