Texas Lottery Draw Results for August 14, 2024: Your Chances of Winning Big Are Better Than Being a Liberal Getting a Date!

Powerball:

Results: 08-09-23-29-62, Powerball: 13, Power Play: 2

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Pick 3:

Morning: 2-2-4, FIREBALL: 1. Day: 9-5-3, FIREBALL: 1. Evening: 1-7-9, FIREBALL: 4.

More numbers than a California socialist's budget plan: https://www.texaslottery.com/export/sites/lottery/Games/Pick_3/index.html#PastResults

Pick 4:

Morning: 4-0-8-3, FIREBALL: 7. Day: 4-0-9-3, FIREBALL: 3. Evening: 9-8-4-6, FIREBALL: 0.

Four digits, because we know liberals can't count any higher: https://www.texaslottery.com/export/sites/lottery/Games/Daily_4/index.html#PastResults

All or Nothing:

Morning: 02-04-07-09-10-12-15-16-17-19-20-21. Day: 01-03-06-13-14-15-16-18-19-20-22-24. Evening: 01-05-08-09-10-12-15-16-17-20-21-24.

So many numbers, it's like counting all the times liberals have been wrong: https://www.texaslottery.com/export/sites/lottery/Games/All_or_Nothing/index.html#PastResults

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