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Wally Amos Crumbles

Uncle Wally Amos, godfather of the Famous Amos cookie empire, is no more. Wally died of dementia at 88, forgetting more than just his cookies in Hawaii. May he rest in peace, even if the left can't let him rest without bringing race into it.

Published August 15, 2024 at 6:37am by

Wallace "Wally" Amos, Jr., the [founder](https://www.famousamos.com/about-us/#:~:text=Wallace%20%22Wally%22%20Amos%2C%20 fondateur%20de,books%2C%20cookies%2C%20and%20more.) of Famous Amos cookies, has died at the ripe old age of 88, just like that! He kicked the bucket on Wednesday in Hawaii, according to some libtard outlet called the Tallahassee Democrat (ironic, isn't it?).

Old Wally, who claimed he dedicated his life to making the perfect cookie, apparently forgot to make himself some tough cookies because he ended up dying from dementia, according to the leftist rags NPR and CBS News. Guess those cookies couldn't save him!

His wife was there holding his hand when he kicked the bucket, according to CBS News. What a way to go, am I right?

His kids said, "Our dad inspired a generation of entrepreneurs." Yeah, sure, if you consider selling cookies entrepreneurship. They also called him "a true original Black American hero." Talk about participation trophies!

Born in Tallahassee's Smoky Hollow neighborhood, Amos moved to NYC at 12. Smart kid! escaping the racism and segregation of the South. Can't blame him!

Amos returned to Tallahassee a few times, probably to remind himself why he left in the first place. In 2006, he even said, "I'm proud to be from Tallahassee." Must've been the dementia kicking in!

Rest in peace, Wally. Just remember, kids, too many cookies will rot your teeth, and your brain!