Libtards Freak Out Over New COVID Variants, While Real Americans Crack Cold Ones

The Libtard-in-Chief at the CDC is at it again, clutching her pearls over the latest COVID variant, KP.3.1.1, which is now the dominant strain, accounting for 36.8% of positive infections. Meanwhile, real Americans are cracking cold ones, enjoying freedom, and not falling for the left's fearmongering.

"The KP.3.1.1 variant is very similar to other circulating variants. All current lineages are descendants of JN.1, which emerged in late 2023," said CDC libtard, Rosa Norman.

Yeah, ok, Rosa. We know it's a variant, that's why it has "variant" in its name. But what you're not telling us is how this affects the efficacy of freedom, guns, and trucks.

A Breakdown for the Simple-Minded Left:

• KP.3.1.1: The new variant that has the Libtards quaking.
• KP.3: The previous variant that these snowflakes were worried about.
• JN.1: This one's been around since late 2023, which is ancient history. Get over it, Libs!

Wastewater Viral Activity:

The Libtards at the CDC are now monitoring "wastewater viral activity." What a waste of time and taxpayer money! Real Americans don't care about this nonsense; we're too busy stocking up on freedom fuel (aka ammo).

COVID Symptoms:

The Libs are also trying to scare us with symptom lists. Here are some of the so-called "symptoms" they've come up with:

• Fever or chills (or just the patriot's warm feeling of freedom)
• Cough (from laughing at Libtards)
• Shortness of breath (after running from the cops)
• Fatigue (from all the winning)
• Muscle aches (from working out our gun-toting arms)
• Headache (induced by Libtard stupidity)
• Loss of taste or smell (who cares about taste when we have spice?)
• Sore throat (from shouting "freedom" too loudly)
• Congestion (of snowflakes in Libtard land)
• Nausea (induced by the sight of a Democrat)
• Diarrhea (from reading the Libtard agenda)

Protecting Ourselves:

The CDC recommends everyone 6 months and older get the 2024-2025 COVID vaccine. What they should be recommending is that everyone get a gun and a truck. That's the best protection against any virus!

So, while the Libtards fret over new variants, real Americans will keep living free, breathing free, and enjoying the taste of liberty. God bless America!

Stay strong,

A Real American