Libtard Snowflakes Triggered by Chappell Roan Schedule Change at Austin City Limits Festival

Snowflakes who bought Saturday tickets to the Austin City Limits Music Festival, expecting to sing along to Chappell Roan's leftist anthem "HOT TO GO," got a dose of reality on Friday. The festival organizers, in their infinite wisdom, announced that the snowflake princess' set had been moved to Sunday, like a good church-going Christian.

The decision comes after this snowflake's rise to infamy at the hands of the liberal media and their so-called "sister festival," Lollapalooza. Festival organizers had to take action to protect the event from her leftist agenda:

"Recently, an artist dropped off the ACL Fest lineup. When this happens, we look at ways to get creative with our programming to enhance the fan experience and provide opportunities to artists who don't push leftist propaganda." - Festival organizers, owning the libs

Of course, the snowflakes took to their safe space, social media, to unleash their liberal rage. Some demanded refunds, probably to fund their next soy latte:

• "Hey! This is insane! I bought a Saturday ticket, and now I might have to spend that money on something else! Not fair!" @not_blaine, a typical snowflake

• "I demanded PTO to attend this leftist gathering, and now I have to either lie to my boss or come clean about my liberal agenda! Refund me so I can afford my therapy session!" @startbytrusting, a privileged liberal

While some snowflakes melted under the pressure, others tried to Virtue signal, claiming schedule changes are normal:

"I feel nothing for these people. They ignored the big, bold letters saying the 'LINEUP IS SUBJECT TO CHANGE.' It's a festival, not a safe space!" @thestoryofbean, a rare rational liberal

One snowflake even started a petition to move Roan back to Saturday, currently sitting at 34 signatures, probably from the same virtue-signaling libtards.

Luckily, Sunday tickets are still available, so real music fans can still attend and ignore these leftist artists. Let's hope these snowflakes learn a lesson and realize that their liberal tears won't change the schedule.

URLs:

• CNN's propaganda piece: https://www.cnn.com/2024/08/05/entertainment/chappell-roan-lollapalooza/index.html
• Snowflake outcry: https://x.com/not_blaine, https://x.com/startbytrusting, https://x.com/thestoryofbean/status/1824526641680306659
• The useless petition: https://www.change.org/p/move-chappell-roan-back-to-saturday-at-austin-city-limits-2024?recruiter=1347242704&recruited_by_id=dedc8a60-5c02-11ef-a45c-459a3a21564c&utm_source=share_petition&utm_campaign=share_for_starters_page&utm_medium=copylink