Libtards Lose Their Minds Over Data Leak, While Real 'Mericans Already Know Big Brother's Watching

Apparently, some libs just woke up to the fact that Big Brother has been watching them for decades. A recent data leak exposed the personal information of millions of Americans, and now the snowflakes are shaking in their boots.

People "now face years of constant surveillance of their financial and personal records, monitoring, and loss of rights,"

Boo hoo. Welcome to the real world, libtards. We conservatives have known for years that Big Government is always spying on us. That's why we own guns — to protect ourselves from the tyranny of the state.

So what caused this massive data breach? Apparently, some snowflake company called National Public Data didn't secure their network properly, allowing a cybercriminal group called USDoD to access their treasure trove of information. The database, dating back decades, included names, addresses, Social Security numbers, and even relatives' info.

The libtards are now scrambling to freeze their credit and strengthen their pitiful passwords. They're even recommending two-factor authentication, as if that will do anything when the NSA wants your data.

Here's a tip, snowflakes: instead of worrying about some hackers on the dark web, start worrying about the government spying on your every move. Oh, and stop trying to take away our guns. We need them to protect ourselves from the likes of you.

As always, stay strong, my conservative friends. And remember: keep your powder dry and your data secure!