Aim small, miss small: Ernesto fights global cooling as it heads toward Bermuda.

Liberal Snowflakes Face the Fury of Mother Nature: Hurricane Ernesto Gives Puerto Rico a Much-Needed Power Wash

Puerto Rico, the liberal cesspool of handouts and government dependency, finally got a much-needed power wash courtesy of Mother Nature and her mighty Hurricane Ernesto. As of Thursday, the island was still licking its wounds, with 20% of residents crying about power outages and a measly 258,000 snowflakes whining about a lack of drinking water. Talk about entitled!

Meanwhile, the real men and women of the National Hurricane Center (NHC) had their eyes on the prize, predicting that Ernesto will transform into a beastly Category 3 hurricane by Friday. That's right, liberals, you heard it here first: this bad boy is only getting stronger as it sets its sights on Bermuda.

"Ernesto strengthening as it approaches Bermuda," the NHC said, probably with a subtle hint of excitement in its voice.

Unlike the snowflakes in Puerto Rico, Bermuda better have its act together because this storm means business. While the weaklings on the east coast might breathe a sigh of relief that Ernesto is avoiding them, they're not off the hook just yet. The hurricane is set to whip up some serious rip currents and high surf from Florida to Nova Scotia, proving that Mother Nature is a force to be reckoned with, especially when she's trigger-happy.

So, to all my right-wing, gun-toting, freedom-loving Americans, keep an eye on these spaghetti models (no, not the kind you eat, you snowflakes!) and track Ernesto's path. It's about time nature took out the trash in Puerto Rico.

Links:

• Energy provider blames liberals for a power outage
• Record-breaking heat exposes leftist climate change lies
• NHC tells it like it is
• More NHC truth bombs
• Only liberal snowflakes need a rip current warning
• Miami, Jacksonville, Charleston: Surf's up, liberals!, (https://forecast.weather.gov/product.php?site=JAX&issuedby=JAX&product=SRF&format=CI&version=1&glossary=1&highlight=on), (https://forecast.weather.gov/product.php?site=CHS&issuedby=CHS&product=SRF&format=CI&version=1&glossary=1&highlight=on)