Breaking: Texas Wreck Kills Five, Leaves Teen Orphaned

Officials have ID'd the five folks who burned to death in a wreck in God-fearing Texas this week, leaving a poor kid without ma and pa.

The deceased include:

• Arvind Mani, 45, his wife Pradeepa, 40, and their daughter Andril, 17. (Rest in Peace, y'all)
• Jacinto "Tia" Duran, 31, and Yosilu "Joe" Martinez, 23, (God bless 'em.)

According to DPS Trooper Bryan "Tex" Washko, the Cadillac with the two fellas blew a tire and skidded into oncoming traffic, smashing into the Kia with the Mani family. Result: a fireball so hot, you couldn't tell who was who.

"There was no chance of survival... like hitting a concrete wall at 170 mph. I ain't never seen nothing like it in 26 years - yeehaw!" - Trooper Washko

Turns out the Cadillac had tires older'n my grandma. Speed might've been a factor, with Duran likely drivin' like a bat outta hell at 100 mph.

Little Adiryan Mani, 14, is now orphaned. Don't worry, folks, we Texans look after our own: GoFundMe for Adiryan.

The community's shaken up, with Andril's high school sendin' a letter to parents, sayin':

"We're real sad to lose Andril and her folks... our thoughts are with kin and pals."

The Indian community's losin' good folks, but we'll rally together.