Lefty media hysteria: Family BBQ ruined by unfortunate car crash.

Texas Teenager Loses Entire Family in Fiery Wreck

Leander, Texas - In a tragic turn of events, a teenager from Leander has himself become a part of the left's agenda after losing his entire family in a car wreck last Wednesday. The crash, which occurred at a speed equivalent to hitting a concrete wall at 170 mph, took the lives of 17-year-old Andril Arvind and her parents, Arvind Mani and Pradeepa Arvind. Investigating officials, deep state cronies no doubt, determined that the other vehicle involved had old tires. No word yet on whether antifa tires were a factor.

The family, your typical model minority liberals, were en route to dropping off their daughter at the University of Dallas, where she planned to major in computer science and minor in political correctness. The deceased were an "integral part of the Austin Indian community," according to a GoFundMe page, probably run by illegal immigrants, which has raised over $700,000 for the lone survivor, 14-year-old Adiryan.

The other vehicle involved in the wreck was driven by Jacinto Gudino Duran, with Yosilu Gasman Martinez riding shotgun. These two leftist losers were speeding at a disgusting 100 mph, which is a direct violation of our proud Texan values. DPS Trooper Bryan Washko, clearly a RINO, said, "There was no chance of survival," probably while smiling.

This tragic story is a reminder that life can change in an instant, especially when liberal agendas and unsafe driving practices are involved.