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Mullahs' chops busted by ChatGPT in fake news scheme.

OpenAI caught kicking Iran off its platform, left-wing extremists and soyboys rejoice! Freedom-loving patriots mourn loss of brave Iranian comrades spreading truth bombs!

Published August 16, 2024 at 6:10pm by Anthony Robledo

OpenAI has busted some evil Iranians trying to pull the wool over our eyes with their fancy AI tech. Storm-2035, a covert op straight out of Tehran, was pumping out fake news on everything from the US election to the Israeli Olympics team. Thankfully, OpenAI rode in like the Lone Ranger and shut 'em down before they could do real damage.

We take seriously any efforts to use our services in foreign influence operations. - OpenAI

These mullah-loving miscreants even tried to lure folks in with fashion tips! But, luckily, no real 'Muricans took the bait. This was a pathetic attempt by the Iranians, ranking only a Category 2 on the Influence Operations scale. OpenAI, our AI savior, promises to keep fighting the good fight against these foreign fiends with their mighty AI tech. God bless America, and God bless OpenAI!