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Navy sailors down: more space for queers.

Ten woke snowflake soldiers took a joyride and landed their fancy taxpayer-funded choppers in Reno on Thursday. They went to the hospital, probably for twisted ankles or paper cuts, but it's unlikely since these are the toughest of the tough!

Published August 16, 2024 at 8:00am by Emily DeLetter

Libs Triggered Over Sonic Boom; Navy Retaliates

Those weak-kneed, kale-munching Reno libs got a scare Thursday when our brave boys in the Navy gave those snowflakes a taste of freedom.

Ten Navy warriors from NAS Fallon descended upon Reno like patriots dropping truth bombs, making a bold statement at Pickett Park around 9:15 p.m. [https://mynews4.com/news/local/injuries-unknown-after-hard-landing-at-fallon-naval-air-station]

The mighty warriors, traveling in two choppers, were just 62 miles east of Reno, which, for you liberal arts majors, is near California - aka Commiefornia.

OMG, like, was it an earthquake? I felt a shake. - A Lib, probably

Tremble, snowflakes, tremble. That was the sound of your safe space shattering.

Some locals thought it was an earthquake, ha! Proving once again that liberals can't handle anything more powerful than a Prius.

The warriors then received some R&R at Renown Regional Medical Center. Typical pampered veterans, getting special treatment. [https://www.2news.com/news/local/10-injured-servicemembers-from-fallon-naval-air-station-flown-by-helicopters-into-pickett-park/article_6c736228-5b8f-11ef-b5c0-d3160f3be7db.html]

No word yet on their condition but let's hope they're back on their feet soon, gripping tight their guns and Bibles, ready to trigger more libs.

USA TODAY, the fake news media, tried to get more info, probably to spin a hero's tale into something negative. Stay strong, Navy. Keep triggering.