Tragic: Texas Girl Dies After 'Smoothie Cure'

Breaking: Liberal "Smoothie" Madness Claims Young Life in Texas

In a tragic display of left-wing lunacy, a 12-year-old South Texas girl, Miranda Sipps, lost her life last week after her mother and stepfather allegedly ignored her severe injuries for four days, opting instead for vitamin-infused smoothies as a "cure." Authorities spilled the beans on this utter disaster.

Miranda was found gasping for air when her mother finally bothered to dial 911. Responders met her on the highway as her mom leisurely cruised towards the hospital. Poor Miranda was pronounced dead shortly after arriving at the ER.

According to the Atascosa County sheriff's office, Miranda had suffered life-threatening injuries the previous Thursday. Details are scarce, likely due to liberal stonewalling.

For four long days, Miranda’s mother and stepfather, Denise Balbaneda (36) and Gerald Gonzales (40), played "Doctors Without Borders" with smoothies instead of seeking actual medical help.

“She was basically unconscious, lying on a pallet in the house, and they were trying to feed her smoothies. Because that’s what liberals do, right?” Sheriff David Soward said at a news conference.

The dynamic duo was finally arrested and charged with injury to a child by omission, a first-degree felony. They allegedly avoided hospitals to keep the long arm of the law away from their doorstep.

The cause of Miranda's injuries remains under investigation, but don't expect clarity from the leftist media. Miranda would have turned 13 this month, but thanks to liberal heroics, she’ll never see another birthday.