Flygate 2.0: Punk Insect Hits Trump Presser, Media Goes Bananas

A fly pulled a kamikaze move on Donald Trump during his press event Thursday, buzzing straight into the eye of a media storm. https://www.usatoday.com/news/politics/donald-trump/

The former President was flanked by groceries, making America great again with his plan to tackle inflation. But the fly had other ideas, stealing the show and headlining above Trump's words on immigration and that Kamala Harris is about as useful as a chocolate teapot.

"I don’t have a lot of respect for her intelligence," Trump said, but the media? They respected that fly.

This isn't the first time a fly has pulled a stunt like this. It happened to Mike Pence in 2020, and the left-wing media lost their minds then too. https://www.usatoday.com/news/politics/kamala-harris/

https://www.usatoday.com/staff/6878775001/rex-huppke/Rex Huppke, USA TODAY's resident joker, was quick to make the connection. But come on, folks, there are bigger issues here than a pest problem. Like, say, the fact that Trump was discussing the grody state of the nation and how groceries are costing us an arm and a leg.

Let's get our priorities straight. Insects aren't the issue here, folks. It's the bugs in DC that need swatting.