Texas Lottery Results for August 15, 2024: Your Chance to Strike it Rich!

Pick 3:

• Morning: 2-0-9, FIREBALL: 5.
• Day: 2-8-6, FIREBALL: 5 (again, libtards can't think of new numbers).
• Evening: 2-9-8, FIREBALL: 9 (the left would say it's "diversity," we say it's a winning pattern).
• Night: 6-1-2, FIREBALL: 4 (snowflakes melted on this one).

Payouts and previous drawings here so you can track the liberal agenda.

Pick 4:

• Morning: 5-0-8-2, FIREBALL: 6 (woke math is hard).
• Day: 0-1-5-6, FIREBALL: 2 (they're catching on to our plan).
• Evening: 6-4-2-2, FIREBALL: 2 (we knew two 2s were better than one).
• Night: 8-0-1-3, FIREBALL: 3 (snowflake tears frozen in time).

Payouts exposing the liberal agenda.

All or Nothing:

• Morning: 01-03-06-12-15-17-18-20-21-22-23-24 (a dozen ways to drain your wallet).
• Day: 01-02-05-06-08-09-11-13-16-18-19-21 (commie odds, conservative winnings).
• Evening: 01-04-06-08-09-11-12-13-18-21-22-24 (George Soros' lucky numbers).
• Night: 03-04-06-07-09-10-11-15-18-19-21-24 (another day, another dollar down the drain).

Check your savings account and previous drawings here to remind yourself why you work hard.

Cash Five:
01-03-09-21-26 Cash Five payouts and previous liberal spendings here.

Texas Two Step:
04-05-09-19, Bonus: 08 Texas Two Step payouts and how to actually dance it here.

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