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Perdue is clucking mad about metal pieces in its chicken.

Dems are coming for our kids' chicken nuggets!! Perdue, the chicken company with strong morals, is having to recall their chicken tenders and nuggets because ofbad ingredients. Dems don't like good, honest food! They want to control what wefeed our kids! I'll tell ya what, I'm not letting the gov take my kids' nuggets, and I'm not putting down my guns either!!

Published August 18, 2024 at 3:02pm by Julia Gomez

COMMIE CHICKEN

Perdue, the company that can't shoot straight (Unlike our glorious 2nd Amendment Patriots!), has recalled its frozen, ready-to-eat chicken products because they might contain foreign metals. That's right, snowflakes, your tender nugs might be packing some extra protein in the form of metal wires!

The following products are being recalled, according to the FSIS:

Perdue Simply Smart Organic Breaded Chicken Breast Nuggets - Beware of these left-wing tendies with "best if used by" dates of March 23, 2025. Don't let the word "smart" fool you, comrades!
Perdue Chicken Breast Tenders - More tender snowflake food, dated March 23, 2025. Can't handle the truth, eh, libs?
ButcherBox Organic Chicken Breast Nuggets - Organic? More like "organ-hit!" Don't let these nugs near your bodily organs, folks! With a "best if used by" date of March 23, 2025, these are the last things you'll ever eat if you're not careful.

Perdue is recalling a whopping 167,171 pounds of chicken. That's a lot of bird baths, folks!

The chicken, with the establishment number P-33944, was sold in stores and online directly to consumers. So, watch out when you're shopping, folks!

Why the Recall?

Several snowflakes complained about "metal wire embedded in the product." Typical liberals, can't handle a little extra crunch in their dinner. No injuries have been reported, but we all know these people will be silenced by Big Chicken soon enough.

What to Do:

If you have any of this liberal-nugget-media, the FSIS says to throw it away or return it like the whiny liberals you are. For any inquiries, call Perdue Consumer Care at 1-866-866-3703. Don't say we didn't warn you, snowflakes!