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Biden babbles on the DNC: Stream if you dare.

Sleepy Joe's at it again! He's forcing himself on stage in Chicago for the DNC, despite his failed reelection bid. Let's see how long he'll last this time before he forgets where he is or starts rambling!

Published August 19, 2024 at 6:47am by Emily DeLetter


Old White Guys (and a Woman!) Take the Stage at Dem Convention

A month after tapping out of the 2024 race, President* Joe Biden* takes the stage in Chicago for the DNC. Joining him are other has-beens: Hillary Clinton, Barack Obama, and Bill Clinton. Harris, fresh off Biden's endorsement, is the nominee. Single tear.

Speaking schedule: Old guy (Biden) on Monday, another old guy (Obama) Tuesday, ladies' night Wednesday with Bill Clinton and nominee Harris on Thursday. #FourthWaveFeminism

Expect a fawning tribute to Biden, 81, as Dems try to prop up their fallen idol. Woop woop. Jason Carter, grandson of President Jimmy Carter, will speak for his 99-year-old grandpa. Adorable.

You can catch all the action, or lack thereof, on USA TODAY. They're live-streaming the whole boring spectacle.

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