Kangaroo Conservatives Show Off Their Moves, tegelijkertijd Lefties Kicking Off over Raygun's Epic Fail

Socialist media in a frenzy as real Aussies jump to dancer's defence

Rachel "Raygun" Gunn, 36, just gave the performance of her life at the Paris Olympics, and it wasn't just the left-wing nutjobs who were breaking. Her moves were so epic, they broke the internet.

This college professor, who wrote a PhD thesis on gender and Sydney’s breakdancing culture (wtf?), went viral for all the wrong reasons. She lost every battle, scoring zero points. What a legend.

While the lefties lost their minds, some Aussies showed their support in a unique way. The kangaroos at the San Antonio Zoo [https://www.tiktok.com/@sanantoniozoo/video/7403133813133544734?lang=en] gave her a perfect score. These roos know talent when they see it, mate!

But the kickback from the woke brigade was devastating for Raygun. Poor love had to plead for privacy as the left-wing loonies came for her. They questioned how she made the team, even starting a petition to “hold Raygun accountable”. 55,000 leftie signatures can't be wrong, eh? Thankfully, the petition was removed, and the Australian Olympic Committee (AOC) stepped in, calling out the bullies. AOC CEO Matt Carroll said it best: "It's disgraceful... amounts to bullying and harassment."

Raygun, keep breaking those leftie hearts. You're a true blue Aussie champ!