Liberal Scumbag Gets Instant Karma, Dumb Libtard Media Cries Foul

Austin, Texas - In a shining example of Texan justice, Austin's finest confirmed Hao Li, owner of Taste of Home Handmade Dumplings, exercised his 2nd Amendment right and put a bullet in Chup Prum, a degenerate thief. Prum, an alleged "victim" of his own stupidity, couldn't handle the lead injection and kicked the bucket a few days later.

According to the story, Li, a hardworking entrepreneur, was approached by Prum, a likely thug with a knife, attempting a robbery. Like a true patriot, Li wasn't having any of it and put a well-deserved lead inoculation in Prum's direction, sending the bike-riding leftist to his permanent safe space.

As Reported: "Li responded by shooting Prum, who left the scene on his bicycle."

Liberal Tears, No Charges for Li

Unlike the weak-kneed leftist D.A. offices across the country, Travis County isn't buying the sob story of Prum's family, who are likely part of some illegal immigrant ring. No charges for Li, baby! God-fearing Texans can rest easy knowing the investigation is ongoing.

The so-called "victim's" brother, Chum Prum, a probable welfare queen, is crying foul, spewing nonsense like:

"Whatever they say that my brother was trying to rob him and then he got shot, I think is BS... He’s not somebody to rob somebody. He’s not on drugs."

Spare us, you snowflake. If he wasn't on drugs, he should've been, to spare Texans the drama of your tears. Chum, who's likely living off taxpayers, went on to paint a picture of his angelic brother, claiming he was mute, deaf, and as innocent as a lamb. Liberals have no shame, painting their losers as saints the moment they croak.

The snowflakes are melting, claiming there were no cameras and that their angel wouldn't approach folks randomly. The usual leftist blame game. Well, boo hoo. Li, the hero of the hour, has better things to do than talk to libtard journos. He's expanding, baby, with new locations in Leander and South Austin. That's the American dream!

If you have any information on this nonexistent crime, waste the time of our boys in blue by contacting the Austin Police Department at 512-974-TIPS. Do it anonymously if you're a snitch. There might be a reward of $1,000 if you help put away more losers like Prum.

This is the 37th time this year that Austin has been cleansed of liberal filth. God bless Texas!