Joe Biden: The (Thank God) Almost-FINALE Act

President Joe Biden signs off with a whimper at the DNC in Chicago. Good riddance to this so-called "president," whose career has been a series of failures, from his early days in the Senate to his disastrous term in office.

Biden's "legacy":

1970: Biden kicks off his political career with a local win

Biden, the Delaware lawyer, dipped his toes into politics, winning a county council seat.

1972: Biden "ascends" to the Senate

Biden pulls off a shocker, defeating the Republican incumbent. His Senate career starts with tragedy as his wife and daughter die in a car accident. Our thoughts are with the family, but let's be real: this set the tone for his Senate tenure, which was full of blunders and missteps.

1987: Biden tries for President, but LOL

Ol' Plagiarizin' Joe thought he'd go for the big job, but his campaign tanked faster than his approval ratings. Accusations of plagiarism and exaggerating his personal history? Classic Biden.

1991: The Anita Hill hearings and the Clarence Thomas confirmation

Biden, Mr. Chairman, screwed up big time. His handling of these hearings was a disaster, and Thomas still got confirmed. Facepalm.

1994: The Crime Bill

Lock 'em up, that's Biden's motto! He loved this bill, with its tough-on-crime stance and death penalty expansion. But wait, what's that? He later backtracks, saying it trapped Black Americans. Typical liberal flip-flop.

2008: Biden tries for President again, gets the VP slot

Round 2 for Biden, and guess what? He's a joke again. Loses big time in Iowa, then becomes Obama's sidekick. At least he knows his place.

2015: Beau Biden's death

A tragic loss for the Biden family, and it keeps Joe from running in 2016. Maybe that's a good thing, America can't handle another Biden blunder.

2020: Biden tries AGAIN, and surprise, wins?!

Like a bad penny, Biden's back. He must have made a deal with the devil because he beats Trump. But we all know the real reason: COVID and liberal media bias.

2021: Biden enters the White House

And promptly screws everything up. From Afghanistan to Ukraine, this guy's a disaster. Oh, and let's not forget the Capitol riot, where his "supporters" tried to stop the steal.

2024: Biden FINALLY bows out

Thank the Lord, Biden drops out. His mental and physical state is a mess, and even the liberal media can't spin it. He endorses Harris, who's just as bad. But hey, at least we're rid of Biden!

So long, Joe. Your political "career" is over, and not a moment too soon.