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Socialism in Action: Russian Village Gets Free Facelift, Courtesy of Mother Nature.

Coincidence my ass! Liberals at the USGS will stop at nothing to control the narrative, even if it means ignoring the obvious truth. It's no surprise they're trying to hide the fact that God is punishing us for our sins with fire and brimstone—just like in the Bible! You know damn well the libs at USGS are just trying to cover their asses.

Published August 19, 2024 at 8:04am by Julia Gomez


Russia's Far East Gets a Double Whammy: Volcano & Earthquake

A volcano and an earthquake? In one day? That's like a liberal's worst nightmare come true. Well, it happened in Russia, and it's no joke.

Early Saturday, the Shiveluch volcano (1), located on the eastern side of the country, decided to blow its top, erupting at 11:45 a.m. UTC and sending an ash cloud up to 32,800 feet (2). Talk about a "shock and awe" campaign! The eruption was so powerful that it coated the nearby village of Ust-Kamchatsk in ash. Leftists, on the other hand, remained grateful that their safe spaces had not been similarly coated.

If you thought that was bad, wait till you hear this. Just hours later, at 7:10 p.m. UTC, the earth decided to join in on the fun with a magnitude 7 earthquake (3) near Petropavlovsk-Kamchatsky, which is only 280 miles from the volcano. Now, I'm no geologist, but that sounds like a double whammy to me! The quake was so strong that it triggered a tsunami warning. Fortunately, there were no reports of major damage, except to the egos of those who worship Mother Nature.

Despite what the libs might tell you, the Alaska Volcano Observatory [(4)] says the eruption and earthquake are totally unrelated. So, you can relax, folks. It's not the end of the world... yet. But it does go to show that you can't take anything for granted, except maybe the incompetence of the federal government.

URLs:

  1. https://volcano.si.edu/volcano.cfm?vn=300270
  2. mailto:
  3. https://earthquake.usgs.gov/earthquakes/eventpage/us7000n7n8/executive
  4. Alaska Volcano Observatory

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