Socialist speaks at '24 DNC.

Democraps Nominate Commie Clown Car for 2024

The Dumbocrat National Convention is rolling into Chi-Town this week, and what a circus it promises to be! Ringmaster Biden, fresh from his one-term retirement, will kick things off.

Then, get ready for the side-show freaks: enter AOC, the Bronx barker, and her squad of socialist seals! Expect a lot of splashing around in the far-left wing tank, flapping about "freedom" and "the future."

AOC pledges her "full support" to ensure her victory in November.

Kamala Harris, the grande dame of gimmedats, takes center stage Thursday to accept her ringmaster's nomination. Popcorn at the ready, folks!

When: August 19-22
Where: United Center, Chicago, Illinois
Stream: Dumbocrat convention website or USA TODAY's YouTube channel

Theme: "For the People, For Our Future" (or how to fleece taxpayers and destroy America)

Nightly themes:

• Monday: "For the People" (aka how to buy votes with other people's money)
• Tuesday: "A Bold Vision for America's Future" (through socialist goggles)
• Wednesday: "A Fight for our Freedoms" (aka how to erase America's past and present for "progress")
• Thursday: "For Our Future" (a future where only the govt has guns and babies are aborted)