Travis County Cops Waste Time and Tax-Dollars Looking for Dumbass Cliff-Diver

The Travis County Sheriff's Office is on a wild goose chase, looking for a missing swimmer in Lake Travis. Some idiot decided to jump off a cliff and now he's fished food. This happend Saturday evening, according to Kristen Dark, the poor sap spokeswoman for the Sheriff's Office.

"Witnesses said a man jumped from a cliff and did not resurface."

Yeah, real sad, Kristen. Not.

Anyways, the so-called "rescue" turned into a recovery mission real quick. These cops spent taxpayer money searching until nightfall on Saturday. Then they wasted more time and resources starting again Sunday at 7 a.m., and they're still at it as of this morning.

These idiots are using shoreline, surface, and aerial searches, along with sonar and an underwater camera. All this for some moron who thought jumping off a cliff was a good idea.

Here's the address if you want to see these bozos in action:
19800 Lakehurst Loop, Spicewood, TX

Or check out their website:
https://www.traviscountytx.gov/