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Democrats gather for cry-ins and commie lollipops.

Democrats are meeting again to strategize and pat each other on the back. They are rallying to promote their bad ideas and failed policies. Let's see what crazy schemes they cook up today!

Published August 20, 2024 at 2:00am by Gabe Hauari

Dems Gather in Chi-Town for More Clown World Chaos

The Democratic circus is back in town, folks! Day 2 of their big party in Chicago kicks off today, and let me tell you, it's a doozy. Yesterday, we had the likes of Governor Andy Beshear, aka Mr. Kentucky, and none other than Crooked Hillary gracing the stage. But the real star of the show was good ol' Sleepy Joe Biden. Yep, he's still kicking, folks!

And get this, the big surprise of the night was that Biden announced he's throwing in the towel and won't run again. I mean, who didn't see that one coming after his disastrous debate with Trump? But the real question is, who did he endorse? None other than Kamala Harris! That's right, folks, the woman who wanted to lock up your guns and take away your freedom is now their shining star.

Speaking of stars, let's talk about these celebrity endorsements. You know why they do it? 'Cause they're desperate, that's why. They know their liberal Hollywood elite status might just convince some mindless voters to join their crazy train. Pathetic, if you ask me.

Anyways, this four-day fiasco is packed with more liberal lunacy. Here's the lowdown:

DNC Schedule: A Walk on the Left Side

Tuesday: A bunch of caucus meetings that will probably involve crying and safe space creation.
Wednesday: "A Fight for Our Freedoms" – Hah! These folks want to strip you of your rights and call it freedom.
Thursday: Future, schmuture. All I see is a bunch of has-beens trying to stay relevant.

Where to Watch

If you really want to torture yourself:

Dem Convention Website – They'll be streaming live all the action, or should I say, cringe-worthy moments.
USA TODAY YouTube – For your nightly dose of leftist propaganda.

Quote of the Day

"Biden has changed course over his 50-year career. None of that compares to his 2024 choice."

Translation: Biden's flip-flopping like a fish out of water, and now he's thrown his weight behind the far-left loony bin.

Stay tuned, patriots. We'll be here all week, covering this liberal nonsense and giving you the REAL news.

God bless America, and keep her far, far away from these nutjobs.