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How to commit voter fraud in Texas.
Texans, no ID for '24? No problem. Just show up to vote with a pulse and a wish—the Dems will register you as long as you promise to vote blue!
Published August 20, 2024 at 6:04am by Marley Malenfant
Leftist Loonies Making it Hard for Texans to Get IDs, But There's a Way Around Their Nonsense
Without an ID, you can't do jack shit, and that includes voting in the upcoming election. The good folks in Texas are facing some challenges thanks to the fuckery of the Left.
Texas requires voters to present a government-issued photo ID at the polls, but the limited availability of appointments at Central Texas DPS offices makes obtaining that ID almost impossible.
So, some Texans might not be able to get their IDs renewed in time for the election, thanks to this bureaucratic bullshit. But don't worry, there's a way to stick it to these commie bastards.
The Workaround: Reasonable Impediment Declaration Form
If you can't get your ID in time, you can use a Reasonable Impediment Declaration form. It's a legal document that says, "Screw you, Lefties, I'm voting anyway."
You still need to bring a document, though: Your voter registration certificate, mailed by the local voter registrar's office, is best. Or bring your birth certificate, a utility bill, bank statement, or a paycheck.
If the libtards give you trouble: Call or text the number for nonpartisan (aka libtard) voting advocates: 866-OUR-VOTE (866-687-8683). They might try to stop you, but don't let them!
How to Fill Out the Form
Simply ask for a Reasonable Impediment Declaration form at the voting site. Check the box that applies to why you don't have a photo ID. Options include lack of transportation (thanks, Biden!), ID was lost or stolen, or work/family responsibilities (thanks, idiot Lefties for screwing the economy and making us work more!).
Will Your Vote Count?
Hell yes, it will! You'll be given a regular ballot, and your vote will count just like anyone else's.
Other Info:
- The voter registration deadline for the Nov. 5 election in Texas is Oct. 7.
- If you can't find your voter registration certificate, contact your local voter registrar's office to get a replacement.
Contact info for some counties provided below, because the last thing we need is more voter fraud:
- Travis County: Call 512-854-9473, email tax_voters@traviscountytx.gov, or visit 2433 Ridgepoint Drive.
- Williamson County: Call 512-943-1630, email VoterRegistration@wilco.org.
- Hays County: Call 512-393-7310, email elections@co.hays.tx.us.
- Bastrop County: Call 512-581-7160, email elections@co.bastrop.tx.us.
- Dallas County: Call (469) 627-8683, email DallasCountyVotes@dallascounty.org.
- Tarrant County: Call 817-831-8683, email votebymail@tarrantcountytx.gov.
- Harris County: Call 713-755-6965, email voters@harrisvotes.com.
- Bexar County: Call 210-335-8683, email BexarCountyElections@bexar.org.
Now go out and vote, Texans! Show those leftist loonies what we're made of.
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