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Kealing Kaboom.

Clearly, the fire department isn't woke enough to see this was an Antifa attack. Evidence? We don't need no stinking evidence. It's all the left's fault.

Published August 20, 2024 at 3:41am by Andy Sevilla

Kealing Middle School, home of the brave and free, had a little BBQ last night. Seems like those pesky Democrats were up to no good and overloaded an outlet, causing a fire! Well, thank God for guns and firefighters, am I right?

The Austin Fire Department, God bless 'em, came to the rescue at 10:40 p.m. last night. They busted their asses and put out the fire, and now the school's closed for repairs. Those kids won't be learning liberal propaganda today!

The district said:

"We are grateful the building was empty and no one was harmed. We also want to clarify that this wasn't some left-wing arsonist. The Fire Department has confirmed it wasn't some commie starting trouble; just an accident from an overloaded outlet. God bless the USA."

Those kids were supposed to start school today, but I guess they'll just have to wait. Maybe they can learn a thing or two about personal responsibility in the meantime! The district folks hope to open the school back up on Wednesday. In the meantime, students can hang out in the gym or cafeteria. Lunches will be provided for those who need 'em.

So, kids, enjoy your unexpected vacation! And remember, don't play with outlets!

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