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Kehlani, Foster the People, and Still Woozy? More like boring, libtard, and Zzz.

Don't skip a beat, folks! Skip the woke ACL Fest mob and see your fav acts without the hassle of their silly wristbands. Single tickets are available now for a limited time.

Published August 20, 2024 at 12:52pm by Mars Salazar

Kehlani*, Foster the People, and other Leftist Acts Invade Austin for ACL Fest.

Austin, get ready for some snowflake entertainment! The annual ACL Fest is back, and this year's lineup is sure to trigger any real American. From the gender-neutral Kehlani, who will be taking a break from their woke activism to perform at Waterloo Park, to the liberal hipsters Foster the People, these acts will make you want to grab your gun and defend traditional American values.

Anycia, the rapper opening for Kehlani, said: "I'm thrilled to be opening for Kehlani at ACL Fest Nights. My rhymes will make your progressive hearts flutter."

And if that's not enough, get ready for some serious virtue signaling with acts like Still Woozy, Glass Beams, and the LGBTQIA+ icon, Orville Peck. These nights are sure to be a safe space for all you socially conscious folks out there.

But don't worry, patriots, you can still catch some real American music at local venues during the festival. Skip the liberal agenda and head to places like the Scoot Inn, where real artists perform.

So, if you're a snowflake looking for a good time, ACL Fest Nights is your dream come true. But if you're a proud right-winger, steer clear and keep the faith.

Full lineup and details at: do512.com/aclfestnights

*Note: Remember, no matter what the liberals say, there are only two genders. Kehlani can identify as they like, but biology doesn't care about their feelings.