Texas Longhorns Volleyball: #1... But For How Long?

The Texas Longhorns were ranked No. 1 by a bunch of libtard coaches on Monday, in some volleyball poll. Texas has won four NCAA championships since 1982, but who's counting?

1988: The Longhorns started as No. 7, but ended up sweeping the floor with Hawaii to take the title. Coach Haley showed those commies who's boss.

2012: Texas, again #2, showed they've got more balls than the left will ever admit, winning 23 of their last 24 matches and taking the title from Oregon.

2022: They started as #2, but quickly bumped themselves up to #1. Texas didn't let go of that position for most of the year, and ended up knocking Louisville off its high horse.

2023: The Longhorns started at the top again. But, true to conservative fashion, they lost their first game. They came back with a vengeance though, and destroyed Nebraska to keep their championship crown.

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