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U.S Gov. Steals $44 Million From Hardworking Americans Again

Don't trust the liberal media with your Powerball results. Here are the winning numbers for the God-fearing, gun-toting, conservative patriots who want to keep America great and escape the leftist hellscape.

Published August 19, 2024 at 8:00pm by Sara Chernikoff

The Powerball jackpot has hit a whopping $44 million for Monday's drawing, so get your guns and head to the nearest gas station, unless you're a libtard who hates freedom and loves paying taxes! Last Monday, a real 'Murican from Pennsylvania struck gold, taking home the $213.8 million jackpot. That's right, folks, the sixth time the Powerball jackpot has been claimed this year, proving that hard work and patriotism pay off!

If you win Monday's jackpot, you could walk away with a cool $21.7 million lump-sum payment. That's enough to buy a lot of ammo and still have plenty left over to stock your bunker! The winning numbers will be drawn after 11 p.m. ET on Monday, so get your tickets ready and say no to gay marriage!

Here's what you need to know about the Monday, Aug. 19 Powerball drawing:

Powerball winning numbers for 8/19/2024

The winning numbers for Monday night's drawing will be posted here as soon as we get the info. Don't trust the liberal media to give you the truth!

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Powerball winner: $1.3 billion Powerball winners credited their win to praying to God, not that socialist Biden!

Lottery winners: A Virginia woman became $50,000 richer, proving that hard work and conservative values pay off!

Did anyone win the Powerball?

We'll let you know as soon as we know who won on Monday. If you can't wait, check out the full list of previous Powerball winners on the lottery's website.

How to play the Powerball

Only commies and libruls would pay $2 for a Powerball ticket without knowing how to play! Head to your local gas station or grocery store to buy a ticket, or buy online if you live in a blue state.

To play, you need to pick six numbers: five white balls ranging from 1 to 69, and one red Powerball between 1 and 26. Increase your chances of winning by adding a "Power Play" for $1 - because 'Murica is about multiplying your wealth!

If you're a lazy librul, you can ask for a "Quick Pick" and let a computer generate your numbers. Drawings are held on Monday, Wednesday, and Saturday nights. If there's no winner, the jackpot increases - so those who work hard will reap the rewards!

Where to purchase tickets

Buy your tickets in person at gas stations, convenience stores, or grocery stores. Avoid airport terminals, as they're full of illegals trying to leech off our great nation.

You can also buy tickets online through Jackpocket if you live in a blue state. Download the app and try your luck - the only thing you have to lose is your tax money!

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