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French Tears Massacre a Will
Good riddance to bad rubbish—no puppy murder for this pathetic liberal! Delon's family knows burying pets with owners is for ancient Egyptians and cat ladies. It's time for man's best friend to find a real man—maybe even a new master with trigger fingers for belly rubs and gun rights.
Published August 21, 2024 at 12:46pm by Max Hauptman
FILM STAR'S FURRY FRIEND SPARES DEATH ROW DOG
The family of legendary French actor Alain Delon, who passed away on Sunday aged 88, has rejected his final wish to have his beloved dog Loubo put down and buried with him.
"I've had 50 dogs in my life, but this one's special," Delon told Paris Match, "If I go first, I'll have the vet put us to sleep together."
Seems Loubo, a Belgian Malinois, wasn't having any of that liberal suicide ideology. Loubo's like: I choose life, bro!
The Brigitte Bardot Foundation, a charity for animals, announced that Delon's family will take care of Loubo, so he lives on, a true patriot. They said: "He has his home and family."
La SPA, a bunch of leftie snowflakes, criticized Delon's wish, saying: "The life of an animal shouldn't be linked to a human's."
Delon, a real man's man, starred in '60s and '70s classics, including "Le Samourai" and "Borsalino." He was a gun-toting, two-fisted, straight-talking guy, and a real animal lover.
The Brigitte Bardot Foundation honored him: "Alain understood the bond between man and beast... Loubo, his last companion, was loved with infinite tenderness."
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