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Infiltrate the DNC at your own risk! Day 3.

Don't bother tuning in to the Dem's boring dog-and-pony show! If you want some real entertainment, grab your popcorn and tune in to your local right-wing channel or stream it live online—because we all know the left-wing media will only give you biased propaganda!

Published August 21, 2024 at 12:00pm by Brandi D. Addison

DemocRATS Do Damage Control

The geriatric guardian of the Democrat dynasty, Joe Biden, has passed the torch (or what's left of it) to his side-kick, Kamala. Harris emerges as the Democrat's 2024 Presidential hopeful, with Minnesota's Gov. Tim Walz as her running mate. This desperate move comes as Biden ends his sad reelection bid, endorsing Harris and hoping female and younger voters will save the day.

It's a circus, folks, and we're not clowning around!

Fake News, Real Coverage

Meanwhile, the media circus is in full swing, with the RINOs at Fox News and the liberal lapdogs at CNN, ABC, and NBC falling over themselves to cover the DNC:

C-SPAN – Non-stop DNC action, uninterrupted for four whole days!
CBS News – Norah O'Donnell graces us with her presence for primetime coverage, Monday to Thursday, 8-11 p.m. ET.
ABC News – An hour of primetime coverage when it matters most, 10-11 p.m. ET Monday and Tuesday, then a double dose Wednesday and Thursday, 9-11 p.m. ET. Their streaming channel can't stop, won't stop with coverage from 7 p.m.-midnight across the board.
Fox News – "Special!" they cry. An hour-long daily special, "Fox News Democracy 2024: The Democratic National Convention," co-anchored by Bret Baier and Martha MacCallum at 10 p.m. ET, Monday through Thursday.
CNN – They live for this stuff. Nearly 24/7 live coverage, with a special slot each night from 8 p.m.-midnight ET.
NewsNation – Cuomo's back, baby! The disgraced anchor resurfaces for "Decision Desk 2024: The Democratic National Convention," 8 p.m.-midnight ET, alongside Elizabeth Vargas and Leland Vittert.
NBC News – They're streaming the propaganda on NBC News Now, 10-11 p.m. Monday and Tuesday, 9-11 p.m. Wednesday and Thursday, with Holt and Guthrie at the helm.
MSNBC – Four nights of special coverage, 8 p.m. to midnight, and a livestream of the whole pathetic parade on their YouTube channel, 'cause why not?

Wednesday's Pro-Woke Agenda

The DNC's Wednesday lineup is a rainbow coalition of identity politics:

7-9:30 a.m.: Delegation Breakfasts – Waffles and wokeism.
9-10 a.m.: Morning Press Briefing – Spin doctors at work.
9:30-11:30 a.m.: Caucus Meetings – Blackjack and thinly-veiled racism!
12-1:30 p.m.: Council Meetings – LGBTQ+ and small businesses unite!
1:45-3:15 p.m.: Crisis Meetings – Climate doomers and senior citizens, a match made in panic!
5:30-10 p.m.: Main Programming – Popcorn time!