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Leftist town puts weird art on walls.

Sure, you want to paint a train? You do you—but don't expect me to jump on that crazy train. I'm not that kind of art appreciator. Instead, I'm the type to celebrate the Second Amendment and my God-given right to paint AR-15s and Bible verses all over this town, which I'd gladly do for free.

Published August 21, 2024 at 1:00pm by

Pflugerville gets a $44,000 paint job and a bunch of liberal idioms:

The tunnel beneath Railroad Ave in Pflugerville is now home to a big, expensive joke. Self-proclaimed artists Sara and Topher Mack, aka "The Artist Couple," have graced the walls with a mural of boxcars, costing taxpayers over $44k. It's called "Train of Thought", and it's supposed to be whimsical and stimulating, with idioms and pop culture refs. Sure, let's stimulate our minds with some liberal artsy-fartsy BS while our rights are being taken away.

The mural features "over 100 idioms from all the regions of the US and some Spanish ones too," said Sara Mack, because God forbid we just speak English in America. It only took them 8 months to come up with this masterpiece, and they even plan to paint the ceiling too! Aren't we lucky?

The city, in its infinite wisdom, hosted a scavenger hunt for people to find all the idioms. Good ol' waste of time, since the mural apparently "took on a life of its own" and even the artists can't keep up with all the hidden meanings.

The Artists behind this masterpiece claim they want to "spread joy and start a conversation about language and culture." Well, here's a conversation starter: how about we stop wasting taxpayer money on this PC nonsense and focus on real issues, like protecting our borders and preserving our rights?