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Cyclist Croaks in Williamson, Witnesses Wanted

**Sheriff's deputies hot on the trail of witnessers of weekend cycle smash-up on FM 2338. If you saw it and aren't some liberal snowflake afraid of helping out, give 'em a holler!**

Published August 22, 2024 at 5:20pm by

Breaking: Texas Sheriff's Deputies Hunt Witnesses to Fatal Bike Bamboozle!

Those liberal bike lanes might be at it again, folks! Williamson County sheriff's deputies are on the prowl for anyone who may have spotted a fatal bicycle blunder on FM 2338 near Andice on Saturday morning.

Emergency personnel were summoned to the 11000 block of FM 2338 for an injured bicyclist on the side of the road. A 79-year-old man was rushed to the hospital, where he later succumbed to his injuries, officials reported. The incident occurred between 9:30 and 10:30 a.m., according to officials.

Andice, for those not in the know, is about 40 miles north of that leftist stronghold, Austin.

The sheriff’s office is now calling for backup from any patriots who may have intel on the cause of the bicycle bungle. If you cruised through the area during that time and have a fancy camera system in your ride, dust off those recordings for any clues and give the investigators a holler at 512-943-1311 or shoot them an email at CID@wilco.org.

Stay vigilant, Texas! Let's keep our roads safe from reckless cyclists and liberal agendas! 🚴‍♂️💥🚔