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Deep-Fried State Fairs: Pickle Pizza Strikes Again!

Check out these lip-smacking, artery-clogging delights from U.S. state fairs! From deep-fried Oreos — because who needs a healthy heart when you can have a sugar coma? — to a 2-foot-long lobster roll that's longer than Biden's coherent sentences, these treats prove that American excess is alive and well!

Published August 23, 2024 at 4:22am by Emily DeLetter

State Fairs Gone Wild: A Deep-Fried Bonanza!

Buckle up, patriots! It's that magical time of year when freedom-loving Americans descend upon state fairs to enjoy rides, marvel at God's creatures, compete like champs, and dive headfirst into a deep-fried frenzy!

State fair grub is as American as apple pie and the Second Amendment. Every summer, these culinary curiosities sizzle in oil and defy the left's ridiculous food pyramids. Who needs kale when you've got deep-fried Oreos and Twinkies, right?

Some vendors go full-on 'Murica, serving up weird, wacky, and wonderfully wrong creations. Feast your eyes on some of the most unique and delicious libertarian nightmares appearing at state fairs this year.

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Check out these crazy state fair foods that'll have you saying, "Yeehaw!"

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Are you triggered yet, snowflakes? Didn't think so. Now pass the deep-fried butter, and let freedom ring! 🇺🇸🍔🍟